Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Written by Hartley

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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The Price Girls aim to thrash Andre's lead in the OK Celebrity League Table

Eyelash magnet Katie Jordan Price Reid (formerly Andre) has today announced that she will go head-to-head against her ex-husband for the remainder of his sell-out UK tour.

At her Daily Price Conference Katie said, "I'm totally over Pete, and as you know I don't like to talk about him, but he's really making me angry the way he's selling out these venues with his shitty show. He has got no right to prove he is more popular than me like this. Well he ain't gonna destroy me because I'm going to compete directly with him - I'll show him who gets bigger audiences. I will be playing the same towns on the same nights as him for the rest of the tour with my new EXCLUSIVE band The Price Girls."

The Price Girls are a new band-brand for Katie and they consist of the lady herself (aka Posh Price) and her best friends Michelle Heaton (aka Sporty Price), Gary Make-up-man (Baby Price), Gary Make-up-man's husband (Ginger Price) and Alex Reid's alter-ego Roxanne (aka Scary Price). The set will include at least seven versions of her hit A Whole New World.

The Price Girls tour will also feature a support slot for pub singing Steve Brookstein off of X Factor. It's rumoured that Price did ask the legendary Boy George to be her support act during a recent visit to his home, but he's unavailable as he's washing his hair.

A source close to Price revealed, "Katie's really looking forward to the tour and thrashing Pete's audience sizes. This is really serious for her. She's spent almost £2 million hiring venues, as most wouldn't take a percentage of ticket sales because they felt the show's a financial risk."

Saintly Peter Andre commented, "I don't mind the competition from Kate - that's up to her. Can I just advise dog owners to protect their pets with ear-muffs when The Price Girls play near their homes."

Tickets are now on sale at £84 each plus booking fee. The ticket price includes free 12 months membership to Price's official website, which normally costs £24 per year. What a great deal!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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