Lil Wayne Befriends Cheryl Cole

Written by schama

Monday, 29 March 2010

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He ain't so lil!

"A Milli" rapper, Lil Wayne, is said to have grown close to Cheryl Cole recently. The troubled Georgie, hurt by news of her husband, Chelsea FC star, Ashley Cole, cheating, is at the centre of a burgeoning romance with Lil Wayne.

Weezy, real-name, Shawn Carter, has been texting the heartbroken X-Factor panellist, and the pair have been spotted in London.

An onlooker said this: "They were inseparable - they were canoodling, and kissing non-stop, they were like two love-struck teenagers!"

Wayne, though, will soon face jail-time, which could put a stop to this romance. Here's hoping that the pair can stay united through this rough time!

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