Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

image for Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, and Nadine Coyle Say Ricky Martin Is Real Pretty And They Support "Her"
Buckingham Palace guard Ricky Martin, but the straight British one not the gay Puerto Rican one.

LONDON - In a surprise move 60 percent of the British all-girl band Girls Aloud stated pubicly, ah lets make that publicly, that they totally support Ricky Martin in his 'coming out' party.

Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Nadine Coyle all agreed that they respect the pretty and sweet Puerto Rican queer for finally after 19 or 23 years, coming out and revealing for the entire world that he would rather lick a Popsicle than tongue a jelly donut.

The last statement was actually attributed to Miss Harding since neither Mrs. Cole nor Miss Coyle speak like that unless of course Cheryl is talking about her no good, scum-sucking football playing monkey arse of a jerk husband Ashley Cole.

The other two members of Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts and Kimberly Walsh could not be reached for comment. Roberts is said to be vacationing in Portugal with her gay cousin Susie Fettinghire and Walsh is in Yorkshire attending her gay uncle Brandon's wedding.

In a related story. Camilla Parker Bowles is firmly denying the rumors circulating throughout the Windsor Castle area that she once had a lesbian affair with Petula Clark.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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