Peter Andre Sick Of Media Attention

Funny story written by schama

Monday, 29 March 2010

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Furious popstar, Peter Andre, has lashed out at the media in an astonishing tirade. The "Mysterious Girl" singer, 37, claims to be fed upof the public sympathy he has received, since his split with glamour-model, Jordan.

Jordan, (real name Katie Price), married cage-fighting sensation, Alex Reid, in wake of the divorce, and has recently been snapped stumbling out of Mahiki, in the arms of footballer, Ashley Cole. This has lead to speculation surrounding the validity of her Vegas wedding, last year.

However, Andre, wants an end to the media coverage, of his highly-publicised split. "I want to move on. But, the media is following me everywhere, and I am unable to; I need my space." Andre invited paparazzi to his Surrey mansion yesterday for a press conference, in which he revealed this.

'The Sun's' Gordon Smart, though, is having none of it. In his column, he asserts that Andre invited himfor an all-expenses paid trip to Cyprus, to report on Andre's new life.

The controversy surrounding this latest episode in Andre's life, is unlikely to go away, and the star fled to Australia yesterday, with a hand-full of paparazzi in his circle...

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