Alex Reid has reportedly accepted Peter Andre's cry to 'battle to the death,' after Reid told his cage friends all about 'Pete's little winkey.' Reid's buddies were said to have 'pissed their jocks,' at the many tales Reid blurted out, all told to him in secret by none other than Ms Price.
So in the blue corner is Alex Reid, the muscle bound, frilly pants wearing cage fighter and in the red, Peter Andre the luckless, plate smashing Cypriot. However this may not turn out to be the bone crunching, sinew gnashing event you are expecting. Pete has challenged Alex to a game of chess!
Many say Reid is well out of his depth with this fight having only learned to play the ancient game of kings last week! To top it all off his tutor was, yes you guessed it Harvey. Pete knows only too well that Harvey is shite at chess. "Harvey can't tie his shoe laces let alone carry out a Queen's Gambit Declined!" said Pete and he should know, having tried for years to get Harvey to do up his boots.
While Alex was busy being taught how to move his pawns by Harve, Pete on the other hand teamed up with Kasperov. "It was like Yoda teaching the young Luke," said Pete. "I will never forget Kaspa's last words as we parted; 'Kick now the butt of that lady pants man,'" Pete remembered.
The event will be screened direct from Madison Square Garden's next Tuesday by ITV 2 as part of their 'Who cares what they all did next!' season.
