Katona Signs For Team Andre

Funny story written by Hartley

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Katona's biggest break in years

Ex-atomic kitten, ex-rehab resident and ex-wife Kerry Katona has this morning signed up with Peter Andre's management team for an estimated £5.80 per hour.

In a statement Andre's manager Claire is said to have said, "I can confirm that the agency sent Kerry round this morning and I have given her the cleaning job."

"She knows the rules of the office and she has signed one of Pete's confidentiality agreements he got done for that woman he was seeing over Christmas."

Katie Price is said to be outraged and issued a press release stating, "What you doing stories on who cleans Pete's managers bog for? Are you not writing ANYTHING about ME today AT ALL?"

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