Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Funny story written by Hartley

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Baddy Form isn't doing this for the exposure

Peter Andre's secret lover has spoken out for the second time about their brief fling. The ex-glamour model and stylist, Baddy Form, has revealed that she needs to tell the world again her side of an affair that no one would have known about unless she had spoken about it.

Speaking to me earlier wearing a miniscule thong and see-through bra, Baddy Form said of Peter, "He's self obsessed, I've never understood people like that." Pouting to my camera and checking her lipstick in a mirror she added, "By the way, I still think he's in love with his ex-wife, I can't be certain of course but it's best the world knows. Will that get my picture on the front page?"

Baddy then disclosed, "I still love him. Will that get me some sympathy?"

Talking about her life-saving essential work as a stylist she added "It's really difficult buying clothes and giving them to people to wear in photo-shoots, no-one appreciates what a hard job it is."

I then gave her of a large amount of cash in an envelope as Baddy Form revealed, "I know I've sold two stories to the press, via a PR, and done a glamour shoot for a tabloid, which I thought I'd never get the chance to do again at my age - but I didn't do this for fame or money."

Opening the envelope she asked, "Is all the money there I asked for?"

Peter Andre was unavailable for comment as he was having his taste in women removed for tests.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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