Katie Price aka Jordan was cock a hoop last night as she struck a six figure deal with an international publisher for the exclusive rights to publish details of an interview with Peter Andre and Alex Reid - to be conducted in the same room.
It remains unclear why anybody would wish to report on an interview with the individuals concerned, but industry insiders have assured our team that there is a market for just about anything these days.
The two men involved - neither of whom are particularly renowned for their ready wit - will be expected to return a minimum word count before their respective fees are paid.
This is not only regarded by all concerned as a challenge, but also as a particularly pointless challenge.
More as we get it.
