Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Brigitte Daguerre Is Cycle Chick #3

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Friday, 26 March 2010


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The Kamikaze Kangaroo Bar in Oxnard, California where Brigitte Duguerre pole dances on weekends.

LOS ANGELES - Ladies and gentlemen and now we present "Girls of TattooGate" Cycle Chick #3 Brigitte Daguerre.

Duguerre, (which is pronounced GIVE Me MON) is a 40-year-old Los Angeles photographer and part time pole dancer.

Brigitte has reportedly stated that she first became involved with Jesse James, aka Mr. Sandra Bullock, when he asked her to appear as Miss September in an explicit catalog for his company West Coast Choppers.

CC#3 said that she was personally interviewed by Mr. James a total of four times, including once in his Hollywood Hills home while his wife Sandra Bullock was in Pakistan filming the Bandini Borrapelli science fiction thriller Bunny Boiler Fie Foh Fum with Johnny Depp, Jose Canseco, and Demi Lovato.

Daguerre told Ellen DeGeneres that she has a total of 1,195 text messages that Jesse sent to her within an eleven month period. She also has 87 graphically explicit photos of Jesse's groin dangler which she said that she showed to Barbara Walters in hopes of getting asked to be a guest on "The View."

In other news. Simon Cowell verified the rumor floating around on both sides of the 'Pond' that says that he is planning on getting married in a black T-shirt, jeans, and Nike tennis shoes.

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