Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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A Zombie fan

Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eachother.

The melee was caused when it was discovered that both groups were seated in the first class section of a flight to London, but their seats were interspersed with each other.

As the fight broke out before the plane left the jetway, police and security officials were called in and took both groups off.

No charges have been filed yet, though they are pending.

Six people were taken to the hospital, but were released after it was discovered that they were already dead (or undead).

As Chicago is famous for their cemeteries voting in local and national elections, the Naked Samurai Zombies are the favorite group in the town. Persons involved in the cities nightlife, however, tend to favor the Ninja Stripper Vampires.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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