Robert Pattinson receives script for new Vampire Movie

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Robert Pattinson has been sent a copy of a script for a new Vampire Movie called Vampires also die.. Pattinson is considering taking the part of a Vampire in the film which is set in Transylvania.

The story concerns a family of Vampires the mother, the father and the two sons Rudolph and Egor. While Rudolph is a strong Vampire who goes hunting every night at Twilight his brother on the other hand is weak and is unable to hunt for blood with the rest of the Vampires.

Over the years Egor resents his brother and one night just before his brother Rudolph goes hunting he hands him a glass of blood which has a heavy sedative mixed in. As Rudolph heads for the village the sedative takes effect and he falls to the ground and is confronted by the villagers who put a stake through his heart.

Egor delighted at the outcome returns home to find his mother and father sitting at the fireplace with his mother sobbing uncontrollably saying "Two sons dead in one night its not right"

Egor overheard his mother and said "What do you mean two sons dead in one night I am still here" Egors father then explained "You have always been very weak Egor if it was not for your brother you would have died years ago,every night your brother brought extra blood home from the hunt so that we could give you blood transfusions during the night while you were sleeping without them you will not survive,you see Vampires also Die.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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