CHICAGO - Television talk show host Oprah Winfrey has just proved radio talk show host Howard Stern wrong; very wrong.
Stern aka "The Voice of Vulgarity" remarked that Oscar-nominated Gabourney Sidibe, who weighs 603½ would never again make another another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announcement, or anything that involves a video camera.
And Howard made it crystal clear that the reason was Sidibe's enormous weight. Even Howard's token black sidekick Robin "The Ass Kisser" Quivers said "Lambs alive dat sista Gamorning Sitbyme (Gabourney Sidibe) she sho do look like she could probably breast feed da entire baby population of da African country of Upper Shabatu alongs with 20 percent of its menfolk as well."
When Oprah heard Quivers' remarks she stated, "Well da liver-lookin' Quivers is one ta be talkin' seein' as how she looks like da cheap version of Whoopi Goldberg except only fatter, uglier, and wiff a moustache."
Miss O went on to say "Goodness sakes y'all dat black Q woman she be so damn friggin' ugly if she ever has herself a baby child it will be so ugly dat da doctor he liable ta be suing Q's black arrogant ass fo litterin'."
In other news. Every single NASCAR race in Arkansas has been suspended until the state gets all of the automotive nepotism lawsuits ironed out.
