ASPEN, Colorado - Ashton Kutcher was with his older wife Demi and her ex-husband Bruce Willis in their winter wonderland home outside of Aspen.
While Demi was inside reading a movie script Ashton and Bruce were outside drinking Coors Beer and telling each other intimate things that they like about Demi.
Bruce said that he always liked the fact that Demi would always start singing Beatles songs every time she had an orgasm.
Ashton said that she still sings Beatles songs, except that now the songs are all the extended versions of the song.
Willis turned to Ashton and said, "Bite me, little punk."
Kutcher said that if he bit him he would then have to rush him to the Aspen Hospital emergency room like he did last Christmas eve.
Ashton told Bruce that he was going to confide something in him that no one else knows. Bruce got closer to Ashton. The K-Boy said that Demi had told him that Bruce had a three-inch pecker.
Bruce jumped up and said that it was a damn lie and that Ashton must have him confused with Jon Gosselin. Ashton thought about it for a few moments and then replied that he was right.
Ashton then confided to Bruce that he had taken a photo of Demi's rather large G-spot last October and he had sold it to Howard Stern.
Bruce asked him why he would do such a thing. Ashton replied "Because I can Brucey boy, because I can."
To see a collection of 89 intimate photos that Ashton has taken of Demi from 2008 through February of 2010 log on to www.photosofdemimooresyouknowwhat.yum
