Women are serious about wanting to SEE Howard Stern

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Radio shock jock Howard Stern may not be loved everywhere by everyone, but some women are totally awe struck by the bushy haired Stern.

Women write into the radio station executives all the time with nude pictures of themselves, asking to hook up with Stern.

The Shock Jock Stern has had women come on to him ever since his first appearance on TV with his "Howard Stern" Show.

Now women who adore him have to be satisfied just to hear his voice. "He was all I watched TV for" said one viewer of the show. "If it wasn't for Howard Stern and the Jerry Springer Show, I wouldn't even turn on my TV", said another viewer.

Ever since the removal of the "Stern" show from TV women have been writing and complaining about not being able to 'SEE' Howard on the station. "When will they get serious and let us SEE the Howard Stern Show", are the many complaints.

Radio executives upon reviewing all these complaints, just don't seem to be taking them seriously.

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