Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Written by Morse

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Obama's Desk Just Another Mess: Hasn't Been There or Tidied Up Since Jan 9th!

Pissed off American Taxpayers today told the American president, Barry Obama, to stay off television, get a real friggin' job, and let them sort out the economic and domestic mess he's been contributing to.

"He's been in office over a year, and gets lost trying to find his desk," said Samuel Adams, a government watchdog. "He's never home, he's out auditioning for every new reality show, cracker jack prize and Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes. It's over! He auditioned for American Idol, and LOST! Get over it!"

Adams said a recent government accounting audit showed that if Obama & Pelosi stayed home, over $6m in savings on jet travel and 'snacks & booze' could have been put into the American Economy. "If he had kept his mouth shut, "continued Adams, " Las Vegas would have recovered by now, the stock market would be up by 600 points and small business would have been rehiring, not laying off more people in fear of his policies."

Other critics claim Obama has been running the government without even having a job description, which he seems to make up as he goes.

So far his average week is filled with dinner and a movie on Wednesday at the White House, dinner and a show in NYC, pancakes and real maple syrup at a breakfast rally in NH, attending as a character witness at his aunt's deportation hearing in Massachusetts, playing basketball, sitting in as a college basketball announcer, and pushing congress to mandate a college football playoff scheme to extend the sport until June.

Said one disgruntled television viewer, " I can't even watch the History Channel without Obama preempting the show to lecture us on American Imperialism. The National Geographic channel is out since they did a special on his brother George living on a dollar a day, total black out, (pardon the pun), and all the MTV channels have kid choirs singing his raises....Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm....I've gone back to reading and listening to my old 33 rpm records for entertainment."

According to spokesman Robert Gibbs, things are not expected to get any better.

Oprah Winfrey is expected to announce her purchase of her own TV channel this spring called "Double O" on which, despite howling protests from Michelle, pre programmed shows will feature All Oprah & Obama, All the Time!

Questioned on his relationship with the Diva, Obama has reportedly said, "If you don't ask, I sure as hell won't tell...are you f******g Retarded?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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