Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 5 March 2010

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Sarah's Not Here At The Moment - Leave Your Name And Number After The Tone - Providing You're Not Sarah.

Sarah Harding, the beautiful blonde bikini babe out of Girls Aloud revealed today that she still hasn't been spoofed or satirised on satirical websites and says that she can't for the life of her understand why.

Sarah is unhappy about the evil satirists devouring every morsel they can on fellow band member Cheryl Cole, whilst studiously ignoring her.

She even went so far as to complain that Ashley Cole had sent text pictures of himself in his underpants to her and that still nobody thought it was worth spoofing.

We were approached ourselves and offered a large wad of notes in a brown envelope if we'd run a spoof on Sarah.

We refused.

There will be no Sarah Harding Spoof articles from this source.

Not now. Not ever.

More on Cheryl Cole as we get it. But not Sarah. No way.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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