Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 5 March 2010

COPENHAGEN - The X-Factor judge and Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole traveled to Denmark to appear in the Danish X-Factor.

Cheryl, estranged wife of Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, will be singing her hit song "Fight For This Love." Cheryl told one of the shows producers that it will be quite ironic for her to be singing that song.

The tiny 5 foot 3, bundle of dynamite said that a more appropriate song would be the old Nancy Sinatra hit "Boots" in which the jilted girl decides to walk all over her cheating, good-for-nothing, womanizing punk of a husband with her cowgirl boots.

When Cheryl was asked if she would really kick her husband's arse, Cole grinned and replied, "In a Manchester moment, you can betcha bottom shilling dat I would kick Ashley's philanderin' colored arse from da big bloomin' Buckingham Palace to da blimey Windsor Castle by jove."

Cheryl smiled and then she turned away and started to cry.

Meanwhile Ashley the arse has been texting, calling, and emailing his wife to please give him another chance. She asks, "Another chance? Another chance to what? Bonk even more skanks? No thanks."

To view somewhat intimate photographs that were secretly taken by Los Angeles hotel maid Claudia Cabrito of Cheryl Cole and her American BFF Derek Hough log on to www.cherylanddereksittinginatreekissing.pix

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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