Cheryl Cole's Dressing Room Scandal

Funny story written by Hartley

Sunday, 7 March 2010

image for Cheryl Cole's Dressing Room Scandal
Cheryl performs on Danish TV hours before the scandal broke

Heartbroken Cheryl Cole has maintained her dignified silence all weekend in the face of increasing public outcry. Cheryl was betrayed by her friend, Soldsoul, when he spoke to reporters about a chat he had with her whilst she prepared for a performance on Danish TV.

Soldsoul revealed to reporters that Cheryl was in a good mood, adding, "She was wearing a bathrobe in her private dressing room whilst she had her hair and make-up done."

This shocking revelation has led to calls for a public inquiry into the validity of Cheryl's 'National Sweetheart' status, formerly held only by Princess Diana.

One online comment read, "This is tantamount to a strip show! I'm outraged!"

Cheryl is reported to be preparing an official statement about the scandal, and has asked for understanding at this difficult time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot