Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 March 2010

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Dr. Winthrop Z. Hobbfellow, is the leading freckle removing doctor in California.

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan was in town visiting a specialist who removes freckles.

Lohan said that Kathy Griffin who has so many freckles, that even her freckles have freckles recommended that she make an appointment to see Dr. Winthrop Z. Hobbfellow, who is the foremost freckle removing doctor in California.

LiLo told Griffin that at first she really did not want the freckles from her face removed because she can cover those up with makeup. She revealed that she wanted the freckles that she has on her cleavage and tits removed as well as all of the 800 or so freckles that are located on her biscuit region.

The ex-girlfriend of Samantha Ronson, said that she has gotten tired of hearing girls say things like "Yuck look at all of those titty freckles," "Whoa Nellie, your breasts and ass look like they have a Frito Chip design," and "Wow, I could spend all damn night connecting the dots huh?"

Lohan, who is having a bit of a financial difficulty since she has not made a movie in three years said that she will put the operation on her VISA card.

To get a closeup look at most of Lindsay Lohan's freckles log on to www.lilosfrecklesuptheass.wow

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

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