British TV personality and singer Cheryl Cole is splitting up with her husband Ashley as reported on Yahoo, Drudge and several sites today.
In sending our own reporter, Ass Reporter, Danny Hilliard, someone accepted a little contribution to give us the facts.
"Not enough sex!"
Which one we asked. Who's not getting enough sex?
Apparently our contribution was wasted because they didn't know which was which or who was who. However, one is said he/she is having too much sex that affects his/her career, while the other apparently likes a lot of it and in going through the KamaSutra forward and back.
Meanwhile, "The X Factor" lady has asked for privacy "during this difficult time."
She must be nuts. There are about 200 reporters running on the trail lack a pack of bloodhounds.
However, if she truly DOES want privacy, then SHE must be the one who wants less time beneath the covers, on the table, in the swing, etc. Else why would she want to be alone?
Then again, what if she wants to be alone to see someone else, then it must be Ashley.
More as we, and one of them, get it!
