A star-struck member of the papparazzi had his luckiest day in his young career when he peeked into the window of a house where he had followed Adam Lambert and caught Lambert and Simon Cowell knocking boots.
According to his report, Cowell was saying that the ugliest boots he had ever seen in his life were worn by Madonna at a party they both attended. "They went right up to her ass!", laughed Cowell.
"Funnier than those of that one contestant on your show that had the slots in them for her cellphone and car keys?"
"Yes! These Madonna wore looked like she was ready to go fly fishing. They looked like waders."
"Maybe she WAS 'fly' fishing?"
Lots of laughter.
The two then exchanged information about other ugly boots and stilletoes. It was like a contest. Among those described at different parties according to the reporter's list:
One clear pair that showed the lady's toes all squished up in the front. One pair that looked like the boot version of the Iron Maiden, ones with the tops that were painted to look like socks and a pair of stilletos that were simply folded clear plastic but the heels were large thick spiked nails with a flat head at each end.
That, according to the reporter, is where they both saw him and Cowell threw a shoe at the window.
