LONDON - Amanda Holden, the prettiest of the three Britain's Got Talent judges showed up for the first audition all dressed in blue.
The beautiful-looking Holden looked stunning in her blue satin dress, her blue satin jacket, her blue high heels, and her blue bra and knickers but no spanx like she wore last year.
When Judge Simon (Cowell) first saw her he asked her if her carpet was also blue. She shot him a daggeresque look and told him that, that is one thing that he will never know.
Cowell laughed and told her that he would take that as a yes.
The 38-year-old blonde stated that she is excited about the new season and says that she hopes that they come across another Susan Boyle.
She paused and said that she knows that they will also have to weed through the usual band of old fire-eaters, weird sword-swallower's, and about a half dozen or so female impersonators, who impersonate everyone from Cheryl Cole to Queen Elizabeth II.
Meanwhile Piers (Morgan) said that he was well rested and ready to hit it and start cutting down the various contestants who actually think that they were born to be in show business.
Piers said that while Britain's Got Talent was off, he spent his time traveling the English countryside on his bicycle meeting hundreds of hard-working people who only want to be paid a fare wage for the job that they do.
He said he met a man just outside of Chichester, named Onslow Laughingale, who was still working on the farm doing the various chores at the age of 103.
When he asked the elderly chap how he could still manage to drive a plowing tractor, Laughingale replied that driving the tractor is a piece of cake it's the getting on, staying on, and getting off that's a pain in the royal caboose.
Once again the show's co-hosts will be Ant and Dec. The director will be Radford St. Guyler, who last year directed the British soap opera As The Crumpets Turn as well as the Channel 4 cooking show "Blimey I Done Went And Burned Me Muffins Again."
The ITV show will have a new sponsor this year. Cheryl Cole's all new all-over body fragrance spray called Eau du Nudeness will join The UK Princess Knickers Company, and Spitfire Light Beer.
In other news. Veteran British newsman David Frost, who is somewhere around 97, was asked if there is anyone whom he would like to interview. David thought about it for a moment and then answered Kim Jong Il. When asked why, Frost replied because I want to ask him about his utterly ridiculous hairdo.
