Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Richie, sampling wedding dresses, kissing off her former buddy Paris.

While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony.

The two former friends who made their relationship famous on multiple reality cable TV shows, are apparently no longer speaking to each other, insiders say. Cammy Flazenge, Richie's personal assistant tells the press, "Nicole is being very secretive, but we think it has something to do with who did, or didn't do Joel first."

Reportedly sick of picking up Hilton's "left over's" and "already had's", Richie was fairly confident that the fruits of Joel Madden were unspoiled ground. "We think Paris threw a monkey wrench into that situation by disclosing something to Nicole, but we can't be sure", says Flazenge.

Recent public sightings seem to support that suspicion. While Richie's facial expressions show signs of being completely pissed off about something, Madden seems to be supporting a fresh cut on his lip and some bruising around his left eye. Flazenge wouldn't support any claim of a fight, but commented, "Let's just say that Nicole knows Tae Bo very well."

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