Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 2 January 2010

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Tiger Woods has today announced that he has taken up darts as he thinks its only in golf you try to get birdies.

Woods is being coached by Phil the Power Taylor 14 times World Darts Champion who has told us that its early days coaching Tiger but the problem is Tiger is a swinger. Every time tiger tries to throw a dart at the board he swings it round in a circle before releasing the dart which often lands on the floor.

Sid Waddell well known darts commentator has also commented that Tiger might give up trying to get birdies by giving up golf but the main aim of darts is to get three in a bed.

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Topics: Tiger Woods, Darts

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