Tiger Woods' Mother-in-law Denies Being 'The 9th Hole'

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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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(Defecated News) The world looked on in shock when a few days ago, the mother-in-law was rushed off to hospital with abdominal pains.

Unconfirmed reports say that some people believe Barbro Holmberg was in fact 'THE NINTH HOLE'. However, lawyers for Ms Holmberg have strongly denied this to be the case, and have threatened to fuck us over legally if we don't keep using the word 'allegedly'

"Barbro Holmberg has been admitted to hospital with abdominal pain", confirmed her lovely, kind and gorgeous lawyer Mr Madafaka Carlsen.

"She has been having stomach pains for a couple of days but this is NOT because of Tiger's cock damaging her organs. She is simply constipated and need to take a humungous shit the size of a brick."

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