Tiger Pornogate PR Adventure - Naked Pics to High Bidder

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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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In yet another ratcheting up of the Tiger Pornogate PR adventure, a magazine is reporting that butt naked pics of the Golf Great are available and that they are being shopped around to Playgirl Magazine to see what "their value level is".

Playgirl representative Daniel Nardicio has stated that they are reviewing the "whole package" and may purchase them upon authentication, which would mean having TW dropping his drawers for a comparison examination.

It is not known whether XXX Porn Stars Holly Sampson or Veronica - Siwik-Daniels are also in the pics with their post holes in action or whether the pics are sex scenes a la Tiger's favorite fetishes. Both have been tied to Tiger Woods as sexual chowder mates.

Industry analysts are estimating the Tiger may have to cough up as much as 75 Million Dollars to fetch the negatives and rights to the XXX clam portfolio so they can be prevented from hitting the internet for free; throwing fuel on the fire of speculation that the pics may be worth far more on the XXX photoplay market.

On a more opportunistic note, Adult Film Magazine states contracts with XXX porn film companies are reported to run as high as $500K per year........................for the hottest gals with the biggest bazookas and the most active volcano holes. But what would the Tiger bring in as a porn star?.....................only Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson may know the answer to that one.

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