MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has finally decided to issue a statement regarding President Putin's alleged affair with Melania Trump. The KV stated emphatically in an editorial that the rampant rumors that have been floating all over…
A 32-year-old woman from Shoreditch in East London revealed last night that she caught her husband having a saucy exchange with a woman living across the road using coded messages on an Aldis Lamp, a signalling device used by ships to transmit messag…
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – A retired FedEx driver says that he's going to have to seek professional help due to the fact that he is cheating on Alexa with Siri. Dennis Schnozzle, 81, says that, since recently retiring after a 30-yea…
That arse Johnson is supposedly a serial shagger, but I gave him a dose of his own medicine. It was several years ago, and it went on for a while. Bozo's wife was mightily pissed off at his never-ending peccadillos, and she wanted to get her own b…
LOS ANGELES – There’s a new book coming out soon that Donald Trump (aka “The Divider-in-Chief”) is not going to like. In fact, he will probably wet his pants when he reads it. Ichabod Fernandez, with The Vox Populi News Agency, said that he recen...
Interrupting his wife's home repair transaction with a strapping young handyman ostensibly there to fix a leaky pipe, Luke Greene of Nashville, Tennessee, returned home from the local hardware store in under 30 minutes, successfully having fulfilled...
Failed ex-foreign secretary Bozo Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated after newspaper allegations of Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair, this time with American porn star Stormy Daniels. In a joint...
Having received dozens of emails over the last few weeks (most asking us if we have any intention of paying the legal costs to a law suit) asking if we understand this whole "fake news" thing. Don't worry fair readers we do. So here is a quick li...
Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...
According to well placed sources in Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign, she and hubby Bill have not spoken in a week since he reportedly butt dialed Hillary while he was having sex with a physical therapist at her home. The source who wishes to be an...
Auntie Jean I recently found evidence of what I think is fidelity on my husband's mobile phone. On scanning down the numbers and call logs, there were clearly no suspicious or unknown call records, texts or contact numbers. My friends at the sewing circle have advised me to take steps to try to end this intolerable situation amicably, but I want a good old fashioned fight to bring it all out in...
LOS ANGELES - Country music recording artist and star of The Voice Blake Shelton has said that he wants to clear up a matter that the media has grabbed a hold of. Shelton, who is married to fellow country artist Miranda Lambert, told Buck Yazoo wi...
I know we don't know each other, but I can tell already who wears the pants in your house. Why, I just sidled up to your wife and made a clever remark and here she is talking to me like we've been best buds since college, and what are you doing? Nothing, just as I expected. Even the guy next to you sees what a little twerp you are. He's ignoring you just like your wife is. How does that make y...
HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...
NEW YORK CITY - An unnamed source is alleging that he has found a woman who is believed to possibly be the mistress of billionaire Donald Trump. According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the unnamed source is actually a private inve...
Whenever I read in the news about some politician or celebrity having an affair, it makes me think of my own marriage and the sacredness with which I hold my vow of fidelity to my wife. Even after 20 years of marriage, I can look in the mirror and be proud of the fact I've never had an affair with another woman. I guess you could call me a poster boy of constancy. Of course, I would be lying...
LOS ANGELES - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back anything. She has always said what was on her mind even though at times there really wasn't much of anything there to speak of. Recently she was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattl...
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