Barbro Holmberg, Elin Woods' mother was taken to the hospital yesterday from Tiger's Orlando home. A spokesman for the hospital stated Barbro had sustained "unspecified head injuries" but was expected to survive.
Confidential informants have disclosed that the 57 year old Barbro was perusing through a photo album Tiger had kept of all his shankster girls when Barbro noted to Elin that "they all look exactly like you my dear,"
Shortly thereafter a 911 call was placed with urgent assistance needed.
Golf analysts have noted that after the "incidents" that have taken place over the last two weeks, Tiger only has 11 clubs left to play with for the 2010 season.
Reporting from Orlando,
DagNabbit Rabitt
