Orlando, Fla - (Horny Mess): "Gorgeous, hot-assed, blonde, identical Swedish twins?" latest Tiger-shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - a.k.a. porn actress Joslyn James - commented today.
"Every red-blooded man's fantasy! Ti sure musta thought he'd hit the jackpot, marrying Elin," the tattooed FF-cup hardcore star giggled
"Kinda karmic double-whammy having an identical twin sister-in-law like Josefin!
"Sure is a pity he didn't realise just what a hot l-a-w-y-e-r Mrs Lonnborg is."
Joslyn James' revelations come amid reports that Elin Woods 'freaked out' at Tiger's plea for his sister-in-law to join them in their king-size matrimonial water bed.
Hotshot corporate London lawyer Josefin Lonnborg was saying nothing today.
Calls to her McGuire-Woods (no relation) law firm went unanswered as Florida paparazzi descended on the Windermere gated compound where she has been staying.
Rachel Uchitel is sitting pretty on a $1 million+ nest egg.
