BROOKLYN - Tiger Woods first met Cori Rist at Butterballs a very exclusive men's club located at 69th and Libido.
The 33-year old blonde (blonde what a surprise) said that when her and the Tiger first made eye contact she knew that it would not be long before she would end up in his sand trap.
She said that he went up to her with all the confidence of his nickname and asked her if she came here often. She answered that yes she comes a lot.
"Huh?" He asked. She caught herself and said that he was really going to have to use a better pick up line on her if he expected to make par.
He nodded his head and said that he loved a challenge. So he asked her if she wanted to see his putter. She replied that he was doing better. He then asked if she would like to see his driver.
She coyly asked him why he was being redundant.
He started laughing. She asked him to sit down and they spent the evening talking about golf, the New York Yankees, condoms, The New York Mets, hormones, The New York Jets, her G-Spot, and The New York Knicks.
She said that the next morning he woke up and said "Hi Lori."
She gave him a look and replied, "Hi Lion." The two laughed and she said that they became BFF's right then and there.
In related news. Sporting goods stores throughout America are reporting a 30 percent increase in sales of Tiger Woods Putters, Tiger Woods Drivers, and Tiger Woods Balls.