Osama Bin Laden Spotted In A Karachi, Pakistan Record Store Buying Susan Boyle's CD

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 December 2009

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The poster of Osama Bin Laden that Shannon Ann Kiniski saw at the front of the bookstore.

KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden the world's number one fugitive has been spotted in Karachi, Pakistan.

Bin Laden was seen standing in line at Camel Connie's CD Shop in downtown Karachi. "The Bastard" as he is called by the Western civilized world was trying his best to slouch down.

Binny, as his ex-girlfriend called him, stands 6 foot 6 inches tall so in a country where tall is 5 foot 6, Binny stands out like Lady GaGa at a Boston nuns convention.

The venomous scourge of the planet known as Earth was holding a copy of Susan Boyle's first CD I Dreamed A Dream.

The young American teenage tourist who was standing directly behind Bin Laden agreed to talk but insisted that she did not want her name used.

She said that she wanted to call 911 but she was afraid that Bin Laden would hear her.

She also remembered afterwards that she was in Pakistan and not in her hometown of Peoria, Illinois, so 911 would not have worked anyway.

Shannon Ann Kiniski, 16, told a reporter for The Karachi Daily Camel that she instantly recognized Osama Bin Laden from the poster that was hanging at the front of the store.

Karachi police interviewed Kiniski and asked her if she spoke to him. She said that he actually spoke to her first. He smiled at her when he saw that she was holding a copy of Susan Boyle's first CD.

He asked if she had seen her appearance on Britain's Got Talent. She said that she hadn't because she was an American. She caught herself and said that she meant to say that she was an Armenian.

She said that he laughed. He then winked at her and told her that he was actually Swedish, but he was dressed the way he was because he was on his way to attend a costume party.

Shannon Ann was asked if she could describe him physically. She said that he was tall like an NBA basketball player except that he was white.

She also said that he smelled highly of camel. She did ask him where he lived. He grinned and told her that he lived in a cave. She asked like a bat cave? And he replied no a camel cave.

He then told her that he did have a little 2,000 BTU air conditioner, and he was able to keep the cave's temperature at a comfortable 98.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: 98 may not seem very comfortable to most, but remember inside a cave with no A/C the temperature can get up into the 120s, so 98 is not bad.]


Kiniski said that once Bin Laden got to the front of the line he paid for his book with a credit card and quickly left.

In other news. Kate Gosselin, formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8 has just written her first book since the shows cancellation. It is titled, 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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