Los Angeles, California - Along Pacific Coast Highway No. 1, past the pier at Venice Beach, past the seaside condos of Santa Monica, nestled in the hills northwest of the city proper, sits Meredith Baxter, former television mom and now fully fledged gay icon.
"My decision to come out was prompted mainly from spending endless nights watching reruns of 1980's family sitcoms and realizing what a bunch of flaccid dick executives and actors were in charge of presenting America its culture when television as a medium was at the pinnacle of its reach. It is because of their influence that many females turned away from childbearing and turned to each other for emotional comfort and companionship."
"What kind of executives did we have that would allow a foreign actor of midget proportions present to the most powerful nation in the world traditional conservative cultural values in such a whiny, snivelling passive-aggressive way?"
"The toxic wasteland that these effete cultural leaders created has lead to a decline in the population growth of America and was no less damaging to the country's fabric than a typhoon is to Indonesia or a nuclear meltdown is to Russia."
Meredith Baxter will shortly be appearing in a new reality based series where she discusses her thesis alongside other has been '80's female icons/aging lesbians set in the finest spas in California and Nevada, tentatively titled "I'm A Dyke So What Are You Going To Do About It Now?"
As there seems to be an endless list of actresses turned lesbian from that era, the run of the series could be infinite.
