Paparazzi Captures Katie Holmes 'Au Naturale'

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Monday, 7 December 2009

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NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - The pleasures of stardom - adoring fans, being fucking minted but still getting free meals, and tax evasion. No one has enjoyed these more than vertically challenged 'alleged gay' actor Tom Cruise. But for his wife and mother of his reptilian child Katie Holmes, the pressure seems to have taken its toll.

Captured by top celebrity stalking photographer Jacques Gauloises, Ms Holmes was seen sporting a gypo scarf, bas skin, tramp clothing, fag in mouth (NOT the husband variety) and fake Nike air trainers.

"It was sad to see a once 'yes please, missus' kinda chick turn into a 'no way, José' minger", explained Gauloises. "What in god's name has she been doing? Maybe putting up the pretence of a happy marriage and covering up the fact that the 'spoilt #### of a child' is not fully human has stressed her to the point where even Nivea Visage Anti-Aging cream ain't gonna do shit", he added.

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