There was much applause and a standing ovation as Susan Boyle came onto the stage Wednesday night.
Susan responded with a small bow and just before she motioned for the conductor that have the orchestra begin their first number, "I Dreamed A Dream", she suddenly shook one of her legs. Then she straightened the other leg straight out in front of her.
Then she leaned way forward into a lower bow.
Finally, she reached around behind her and pulled on her dress bottom. Then she used her other hand and gave it a quick sniff. Next she squirmed a bit and pulled on both cheeks.
After giving forth a great sigh of relief, she asked the audience, "You ever get your panties stuck up your bum crack? I think I'm ready now, conductor."
Afterward, her entire performance that included "Memories" from Cats, she took a final bow.
Then she looked puzzled and began pulling at her ass again as a stage hand brought her a great bouquet of rose, probably much needed.
