Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

Written by Lojo

Thursday, 3 December 2009

image for Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious
Almost, dear

LONDON England - Every super model knows that their success is down to two things, being tall and being thin, however the majority of them claim that they usually eat a healthy diet.

Earlier this week, fresh faced super model Lily Cole, revealed that the best way to stay thin isn't about counting calories, but looking majorly pissed off nearly all the time.

She told "Obviously Fake" magazine 'It takes an awful amount of time and energy to look so friggin angry when you are this thin and have so much money, I think that is my secret. When someone compliments me I have to act as if they have insulted me and everything I believe in, that alone burns three hundred calories.'

When asked why the majority of people who appear on talk shows were not thin, she replied 'I think they have internal issues, or maybe the produces do a good spread, I don't know.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more