Fashion icon Kate Moss's new slogan is to be printed on the label of a line of dresses inspired by her look - as an instructions manual to show young teenie girls how to fit into them.
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" shall be a godsend to these girls who have long puzzled over how to work the dresses. They always knew there was a trick but now, with these instructions, they too can look as great as Kate.
One teenie girl said "Its like being let into the secrets of the magic circle. Or being given the instructions manual for the rubick's cube. I'm so pleased, I can't wait to get home so I can start starving. I've pinned the slogan on my fridge, so there's no way I'm ever going to be eating again. I truly do believe it will work. Everytime I think of food, I'll apply the mantra, and then, hey presto, I'll be able to fit into a Kate Miss dress in no time."
"But aren't you afraid you might die" Asked Katarina Frogpond (that's me)
"No." Said the teenie girl "Cos, at least I'll die skinny, and leave a corpse that looks like a fashion model. And I'll be able to fit into a Kate Miss dress when my family come to view my body at the funeral parlour"
"But isn't that a bit drastic"
"No. "I'd rather be dead than fat." That's another slogan I read on the pro-ana websites. We love Kate there."
The company who have decided to print this slogan have nothing to do with Kate Moss, and she does not endorse their product. But the company who make the dresses have said "We're really grateful to Kate for providing us with such a catchy slogan. Its a winner...just like Kate."
By Katarina Frogpond.