World's Fattest Man Not Happy With Spoof Writer Skoob

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Rumour has it that the world's fattest man, Saul Manson, of Ipswich is none too pleased about scathing comments posted about him on a satirical website by writer, Skoob1999

Okay, I'll come clean here. That writer is me.

I'd like to make it clear that I stand by every word I said.

If people like their food and get a little overweight, then that's fine by me. Each to his own.

But when people deliberately gorge themselves in order to become "The World's Fattest Man" leaving hard working taxpayers to foot the bill, and the not inconsiderable medical expenses, that just is a step too far.

The money wasted on this fat, greedy oik, would be much better employed elsewhere.

Apparently Manson thinks I'm an extremist.

I just think he's a fat self indulgent greedy bastard.

No offence like.

Calorifically related regards you fat blimp fuck.

Skoob News.

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