Jennifer Aniston Admits "Yogi Changed My Life"

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Most picnic baskets have become picnic ice chests these days

Actress Jennifer Aniston, one time star of Friends and former wife of Brad Pitt, has admitted that a Yogi changed her life. No, it was not her yoga instructor or a man working with her on transcendental meditation or eastern religious philosophies.

Jennifer admitted that "The person who changed my life forever was Yogi Bear."

"I used to be really skinny and almost anorexic and always worried about my weight and my shape and not having a few extra pounds when I went on camera."

"When I discovered the truth behind the teachings and philosophy of Yogi Bear, I learned not to see myself in those ways. I mean, the guy has a love for picnic baskets and lunch and food. He may carry a few pounds, but he has fun with his life."

"Besides, I should learn from him because he is wise...in fact, he's smarter than the average bear!"

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