PARIS - The first lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has been caught in an underwear scandal.
Apparently Bruni-Sarkozy was caught in the possession of 800 pairs of her panties, which she was transporting to Wales to sell on the open market.
Wales has always been known as a country that likes women's underwear.
Ms. Bruni-Sarkozy said that she initially got involved in the scam because she wanted to raise enough money to buy her own recording studio.
But then as she saw how easy it was to make money by selling her worn underwear she got hooked. Carla revealed to her attorney that she would sell the underwear for as much as $75.
She said that she had even gotten into selling bras. Carla said that she is ashamed and she wants everyone to know that she is not some weird fetishist.
She admitted that she feels so dirty. Parisian police confiscated all 800 panties and they are now sitting in four baskets at police headquarters.
Ms. Bruni-Sarkozy is not expected to receive any jail time, but she is expected to be put on probation and to serve at least about 1,000 hours of community service.
Meanwhile in other non-related news. Jennifer Lopez is reporting that her ample butt is still sore from the tumble she took at the American Music Awards show. Her husband Marc Anthony said that Jennifer's ass has a total of 17 bruises, which on an average-butted woman would number 38.