Adam Lambert Would Have Sex With a Woman

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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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"She would have to be someone very special that liked me for what I am and what I believe, what I do", he explained, according to a source that relayed the story to The Truth Tattler.

Apparently, the reason Lambert knows this is because he has met several men on different occasions that were in drag and he actually thought they were female.

In the latest issue of Out Magazine, Adam Lambert also states his belief that Americans are frightened by male sexuality.

They really don't know how to behave around a gay person he told some friends, according to the source.

Is there a hope for females to go out with the popular star?

The source says that it is certainly possible, that he already is doing so but only as friends.

"He's a very curious person. He is giving some very open interviews. You won't meet a 'friendlier' person."

Meanwhile, Miss Malibu Tami Farrell who replaced Carrie Prejean as Miss California says she may step down also, if a new article is released.

If so, Adam Lambert would become the first male Miss California as he was second runner up.

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