Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 26 November 2009

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The London radio station where Morley Munchinhampton of Morley In The Morning interviewed Amy Winehouse.

LONDON - Amy Winehouse speaking on a popular local radio talk show revealed that her second boob job has gone quite well. She said that she has now gone from a D to a DD.

Winehouse talking on the morning radio show Morley In The Morning told host Morley Minchinhampton that she is totally ecstatic about her new boobs and so is her dad.

"Your dad?" Morley asked somewhat puzzled.

And Amy replied that her dad was thrilled because she is thrilled and he said that it was 56,000 pounds well spent.

Amy was asked if her dad had paid for her boobs and she replied that he sure had.

Morley asked if he could see the results of her second boob job. Winehouse told him that she would let him take a look at her new puppies just as long as he did not go around telling everybody that she had let him see them.

"Gotcha" Morley could not say fast enough.

Amy took off her "I Love The Manchester United Red Devils" T-Shirt and her blue bra and showed a bug-eyed Morley her tata treats.

Morley then asked if he could touch them. Amy grinned and told him that he could just touch one, but for no more than 30 seconds.

"Gotcha" Morley could not say fast enough again.

He smiled. She smiled. And the 30 seconds became 45 seconds. And the one tata treat became both tata treats. And then the 45 seconds became 1 minute and 20 seconds, and then a full 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

Morley had to finally end his interview after Amy started breathing hard. In fact she was breathing so hard and making so much noise that she was drowning out Morley's questions.

Munchinhampton was planning on asking Miss Winehouse if she was now going to get her teeth fixed. But he figured that he would just wait and ask her that during some other interview.

Meanwhile Beep, the BBC is reporting that Morley and Amy will be attending a concert at The Camilla Bowles Auditorium in Pimlico featuring Britain's spectacular all-girl band The Bonkettes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Amy Winehouse




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