Amy Winehouse To Get A Second Boob Job

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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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Amy Winehouse getting her 27th tattoo.

LONDON - Amy Winehouse had breast enhancement surgery last month that increased her boob size from a 32B to a 32D and she was thrilled with the results.

The British songstress was so proud of her new puppies that she would go around showing them to anyone and everyone who expressed an interest in seeing the funbags.

Well now it seems that the Tattoo Queen is planning on going in for a second breast enlargement operation. And now she wants to go from a 32D to a 32 DD.

When Amy was asked why, the extremely tattooed singer replied because she loves all of the kind comments, compliments, attention, praise, and adulation that she has received from individuals from the ages of 6 to 96.

The surgeon who performed the tit enlargement Dr. Heathcliff Blumenthal, 67, of London's famed Knockershire Street Boobs Clinic said that what he will be doing is basically just adding a bit more stuffing, so to speak, to each of her mammaries.

The doctor stated that this will be done by making an incisional opening on the hooteriticus plateau and cutting a V shaped line from the upper rack dorsal to the lower tatalinganini region.

Once the LTR is reached the doctor will then make a small cut the size of a grain of rice from the lickatitus lactoid sphere to the suckalicious bazongaroni sector being especially careful not to touch the very delicate and extremely sensitive numnumcajooblies mound range.

Dr. Blumenthal, who has performed millions of breast enlargement surgeries, said that this area is where a lot of the so called botched up, or to put it in layman's terms messed up procedures occur simply because the surgeon, maybe becomes distracted or else perhaps his attention leaves him for a few moments while he is immersed in the various titular zones.

He went on to say that in his millions of titty enlargement operations he has never botched one up or messed one up to a degree where the woman's husband and/or boyfriend would no longer have a desire, need, or urge to caress the wondrous hooters in question.

In a related story. It is being reported by the BBC that Amy Winehouse has stated that ever since she had her first breast enlargement procedure she has increased her singing range by one full octave, her attitude has gotten much better, and her orgasms have tripled in number.

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