Winehouse Eats Dog Live On Air.

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Monday, 16 November 2009

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Winehouse earlier today, leaving the This Morning set this morning.

Horse faced pop strumpet Amylia Winehouse sensationally ate a dog live on air this morning, on This Morning, today.

She was being interviewed by Phillip Schofield, 45, when the hapless pup strolled across the set. Incensed that the dozy dog had stolen her limelight, Winehouse bolted out of her chair and scooped up the canny canine in her gnarled claw.

She cackled like an old crone and took a bite out of the poor mutts neck. She then proceeded to chew for a while and , realizing she would never swallow the doggy chunk, she spat it out.

Schofield, 58, looked on bemused. He said at the time "well, you don't get that in rehab!"

Winehouse then returned to her seat, tried her best to compose herself, and continued the interview. By this time ITV executives had pulled the plug on the show and the transmission was cut.

Schofield, 62, later said of the incident, "I'm quite glad we cut the interview there really, it's very off putting trying to chat to a guest when they have bits of dog down their front."

Winehouse has been confined to her stable and is only allowed half an apple and one canter a day.

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