Paris Hilton Says Sex Video A Nightmare While Awake

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Saturday, 14 November 2009


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Poor Paris Hilton. To this day, Paris Hilton says she still feels "humiliated" "frustrated", "disgusted" and "a little hot" over the X-rated sex video taken by her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon of one of their intimate trysts, and sold as a lucrative business venture, according to The Sun.

Hilton is apparently still furious over the video and says she will never forgive Rick Salomon for exploiting her, claiming, "It was definitely very painful especially after I became famous. . . When you trust someone and love someone and you do stuff in a movie for them and for them to do that to you, it's really really hard. It's something that bothers me every day. I think of it often"

"Especially as I wasn't doing my best performance. That was what is so embarrassing!"

Paris Hilton's popularity took off like a bullet world-wide because of the circulation of the video, titled "A Night in Paris," an amazing feat considering that in the video, Paris' acrobatics with Rick Salomon were pretty hum-drum at best, perhaps even "boring", because she broke off at one point to answer her cell phone! At another, she got up and let the dog out and stayed till it pooped.

Then there was the infamous pizza delivery break.

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