A new perfume is being introduced by a company partially owned by Paris Hilton that is slightly different than most. She is calling it, Nude Pumpkin #5.
Has she gone nuts? Better put, has she gone even nuttier? Nope, this is a bright gal even though she'd hate for anyone to know it and lose all that free publicity.
In recent tests in Paris (of course), a study showed that the smell of flowers were nice but if you want to get a guy's hormones going, try a fresh doughnut or spicy pumpkin flavor.
Through tests, it showed increased blood flow to the penis, just like Viagra and Levitra, though not quite as well. So where the lady prefers the nice smell of traditional perfumes, men love to eat, especially dessert.
The way to a man's heart, and other parts apparently, really is through his stomach.
What guy doesn't love walking by a bakery? Well, attempting to walk by a bakery?
So congratulations to Paris Hilton for her "Nude Pumpkin #5". That's no "pie in the sky" scheme. You've done your homework. Now we're waiting for "Naked Doughnut Holes".
"Mmmmm..doughnut holes."