Paris Does France!

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Friday, 24 July 2009


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Paris Hilton attends the screening of her documentary, "Paris, Not France"

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In Paris Hilton's documentary about her life, "Paris, Not France", soon to be aired on MTV, the celebutante insists that she is neither stupid nor a slut, contrary to the image she portrayed of herself during the five seasons of "The Simple Life" and on "Paris Hilton's My New BFF."

The second season of "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," a reality show in which contestants compete to be the star's new best friend, premiered on MTV on June 2. Fourteen contests will compete to decide which is stupid enough and slutty enough to become Paris' new best friend forever, or until the next season airs.

The stupid slut's mother, Kathy Hilton, of the Hilton hotel chain, expressed dismay that the sex tape, "One Night in Paris" starring Paris and one-time boyfriend Rick Salomon is included in the documentary."I didn't know [the sex tape] was going to be in it," she told us before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A. "It's very tough...I can't believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It's going to be very hard for us to watch."

Paris invited her mother to the screening.

Stupid, stupid slut!

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