Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Only $200 a night for this lady in Tehran!

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement:

"This very movie is an insult to the whole Moslem religion and the Islamic world. I do not know how actors such as George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Ewan McGregor, and Jeff Bridges were coerced into making this sacrilage."

"Our people do not sleep with goats, camels, sheep, or any other animal. It would be filthy and unclean and there would be diseases. This is a stereotype that needs to stop now. My people are not into bestiality, even on holy days."

Asked to identify the women and sheep in a picture behind him, Siyad said "those are my wives...and my concubines......oh, and also some beloved family pets. We just have them so that I can teach my sons to care for animals!"

When told that the actual title of the movie was "The Men Who Stare At Goats" and not "The Men Who Sleep With Goats," the secretary responded by saying "Oh well, never mind."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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