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Funny story: Why not try Big Game Hunting in 2020?

Why not try Big Game Hunting in 2020?

It has risen massively in popularity during 2019, especially among people with too much time and money on their hands who really, really love animals. Why not go to Africa and have a go at "The Big Five"? Geoff Arse is a professional tour guide in...

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Funny story: RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

RSPCA Calls for Government Action on Spanking the Monkey

"It's a cruel and unnecessary practice, and we need to get a grip on it," said Mr Eric J. Throbbing-Gristle, Chief Inspector of The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. "I am talking about the passion for monkey spanking as exhibit...

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Funny story: Norwich Man Charged With Walking Pig Without a Lead

Norwich Man Charged With Walking Pig Without a Lead

A man has been charged with walking a pig along a busy city street in Norwich - without a lead. His pleas that "this is Norwich, everyone does it, and, anyway, she's my girlfriend," were dismissed by Norwich Constabulary Special Victims' Unit. No...

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Funny story: The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

The Prince, the Witch, and the Beast

Dark age of man: In a universe, far away, an enchanted Witch dressed as a beggar arrives at a castle during a feast hosted by a beautiful Virgin Princess. The Witch offers the Virgin Princess a mouse as payment for a meal. When she refuses, the Witch...

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Funny story: Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Once again, Pope Francis is trying to manage the intimate details of the lives of his flock. Previously, in a mixed metaphor, the pontiff raised eyebrows by suggesting that the faithful, who are made in God's image, are "not rabbits" and should no...

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Funny story: Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Men Arrested Of Abusing Cows Claim It Was By Moo-tual Consent

Two men who have been arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing cows are claiming that the cows not only agreed to the abuse but encouraged it. One of the men is accused of trying to have sex with several of the animals while another man, filmed...

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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered

Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...

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Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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Funny story: Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Sheep-Shaggers are delighted, a new breed of furry, woolly, piggies is about to be released!

Sheep-Shaggers, mainly from Leeds and Wales, boyo, are delighted at the news that a furry, woolly breed of pig has been discovered and about to be released across the Pennines and in the Welsh Valleys. Leeds Sheep-Shaggers, desperate to escape the...

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Funny story: Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A prize pig nearly got poked by a fat fucker at a farm just Northwest of San Francisco earlier today, but a dry Italian salami put an end to that, according to a witness. Robert "Bob" Kuleto, already shaped like an enormous Sec...

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Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...

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Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Fr. Francois' Confessional #07

Dear Fr. Francois: I am in a loveless marriage--well, it is loveless for me. My wife of 22 years is in love alright, with a donkey she worked with in Tijuana. Marissa claims their relationship has only been a "professional" relationship; but I wonder why she's always slipping away from Ocean Beach to meet Juan in Chula Vista? I'm saddened to tell you that I hired a private investigator, Di...

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Funny story: If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

If the Horse Trailer's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin: Horry County Bugger Busted Buggering Beastie

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a y...

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Funny story: Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...

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