Spoof Writers Bargis Tryhol And Skoob1999 Dance In The Pouring Rain - But Not In A Gay Way

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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Is That You Bargis?

Spoof writers Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis and Skoob, the man with the world's stupidest opinions on life and stuff met up tonight in NYC in Rolf's Bar on 3rd Avenue.

In a gesture of mutual respect, Skoob asked Bargis to dance, ostensibly so the madcap duo could strut their stuff for the lay-dies.

Initially Bargis declined Skoob's offer to dance, but when Elton John and Kiki Dee started singing 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' Bargis relented.

The happy Spoofers then proceeded to kick up a storm by dancing like a pair of geriatric John Travoltas circa 1979 or so. Observers report that Skoob's knees actually worked, and that Bargis appeared a little crotch-heavy.

When challenged by security guys with earpieces and shit, Bargis and Skoob cooled it down. They promised to stop dancing but gave no guarantees that they'd stop annoying popular website theSpoof.com

The next song to be played was 'If I Can't Have You' by Yvonne Elliman.

Bargis and Skoob denied any responsibility.

More as we get it. But not in a gay way. Obviously.

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