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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton Announces Engagement To Bargis Tryhol (The Man With The World's Largest Penis)

Pippa Middleton, the younger sister of new Princess Kate Middleton, has announced her engagement to American Bargis Tryhol, Pippa became an international celebrity yesterday when her ass was the most photographed thing at Great Britain's most recent...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis and Lindsay Lohan Link Up for Remake of "Deep Throat!"

Man With World's Largest Penis and Lindsay Lohan Link Up for Remake of "Deep Throat!"

Hollywood's Out of Control Wild Child Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab, confesses she's ready to calm down and prepare for her newest X rated movie role with shooting ready to kick off early in November. Lohan says she has finally confronted he...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol Tells Alex Reid - I'll Make Katie Price's Eyes Water!

Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis, was discharged from hospital early yesterday, and he's already ruffling feathers among the great unwashed on the European side of the Atlantic. Tryhol, has spent the best part of a week in rec...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Is Back From Penis Surgery, Says: I'm Bigger & Better Than Ever and My Back Don't Hurt!

Bargis Tryhol Is Back From Penis Surgery, Says: I'm Bigger & Better Than Ever and My Back Don't Hurt!

The self proclaimed man with the World's Largest Penis is back from an emergency medical procedure undertaken in Papua, Indonesia, where he was fitted with a new 'Penis Gourd" with a zipper in order to relieve stress. According to Doctor's involve...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery

Bargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery

Floridian, Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis is to reluctantly undergo penis reduction surgery - and he's blaming it all on climate change! Tryhol explained that his penis, which he affectionately refers to as Tomm...

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Funny story: Katie Price Sends Bargis Tryhol A Valentine's Card

Katie Price Sends Bargis Tryhol A Valentine's Card

There was much hilarity in our office today when staffer Bargis Tryhol - the man with the world's largest penis - got a suggestive Valentine card in the post purporting to be from none other than Katie "Jordan" Price, although we couldn't possibly sw...

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Funny story: Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

Guy Ritchie Turns Down Moorview Movie - Bargis Tryhol Furious

It's reputedly the hottest seat in Tinseltown - we're talking here about the director's chair on the upcoming production of 'Moorview - The Movie' based on the collaborative effort in the Magazine section of top satirical website theSpoof.com But...

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Funny story: Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

World renowned rehab clinic, The Priority, deep in the heart of rural Hertfordshire today opened the doors of its new wing, The Moorview Wing, named in honour of a collaborative story in the Magazine Section of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Kim Kardashian Admits Strong Sexual Feelings for Satire Writer Bargis Tryhole

Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol got more than he bargained for today when he attempted to join what has become an annual tradition in Boston; Ride the MBTA without your pants on! The now accepted event sponsored by The Society of Spontaneity, and financed by an ear...

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Funny story: Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Tripod Towers To Surpass Burj Dubai Within Weeks

Burj Dubai, the 828m (2,716ft) skyscraper out in the gulf is currently enjoying it's spell as the world's tallest building, but US developer Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, is promising that his own project will surpass the Burj within weeks. And he c...

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Funny story: UFO Abducts Spoof Writer Bargis Tryhol for Sexual Experiments

UFO Abducts Spoof Writer Bargis Tryhol for Sexual Experiments

Satire writer Bargis Tryhol was allegedly awakened last week from a deep sleep by a band of extraterrestrial females originating from a planet circling a star in the constellation Beta Riticuli for the purpose of sexual experimentation, according to...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Fails Ultimate Test

Man With World's Largest Penis Fails Ultimate Test

Everything was set firmly in place, as with military precision, the 'Man With The World's Largest Penis' Bargis Tryhol, accompanied by legendary French marine biologist, Jacques Cocktail and a posse of submarine cameramen set out aboard the yacht 'Co...

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Funny story: Katie Couric Steamy E-Mails as She Attempts to Get 2012 Presidential Candidate Bargis Tryhol for 'In Depth" Interview for CBS Evening News

Katie Couric Steamy E-Mails as She Attempts to Get 2012 Presidential Candidate Bargis Tryhol for 'In Depth" Interview for CBS Evening News

New York Tabloids are agog at recently released E-mails hacked from 52 year old Cougar, CBS News Anchor Katie Couric, as she desperately attempts to increase sagging ratings by 'shagging' 2012 Presidential Dark Horse Bargis Tryhol for an intimate, i...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Bargis Tryhol And Skoob1999 Dance In The Pouring Rain - But Not In A Gay Way

Spoof Writers Bargis Tryhol And Skoob1999 Dance In The Pouring Rain - But Not In A Gay Way

Spoof writers Bargis Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis and Skoob, the man with the world's stupidest opinions on life and stuff met up tonight in NYC in Rolf's Bar on 3rd Avenue. In a gesture of mutual respect, Skoob asked Bargis to d...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Spotted Dating Lorena Bobbitt

Bargis Tryhol Spotted Dating Lorena Bobbitt

Bargis Tryhol, the acknowledged record holder as the man with the world's largest penis (length, girth, total weight, flacid, and erect) was spotted in a New York City night club with Lorena Bobbit. After drinking and dancing, they were seen leaving...

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Funny story: Somalian Militants Appoint Bargis Tryhol as Mullah of Mammaries in Bra Crackdown!

Somalian Militants Appoint Bargis Tryhol as Mullah of Mammaries in Bra Crackdown!

Mogadishu, Somalia - Bargis Tryhol, world famous international rake, connoisseur of women breasts, and known as 'The Nookie Expert from Newark', announced he was taking a government position with the very irregular Somalian de facto government in a...

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